Hello, my name is Kyle Rainey (co-winner of the 2009-2010 STVevie for "Best Live Show Host") and I'll pretty much post thoughts too long for twitter and things I find interesting. I'll also post things that I found interesting on other websites (due to my lack of creativity).
(If you couldn't tell, I also like parenthesis in casual text)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I still don’t get why people thought AI was a bad guy at times
Allen Iverson steps over Tyronn Lue after making a basket in Game 1 of the 2001 NBA Finals. Iverson, a longtime Philadelphia fan favorite, is expected to attend tonight’s Game 6 between the 76ers and Celtics. (Otto Greule Jr./Getty Images)
GALLERY: Rare Photos of Allen Iverson
Mario is a dick
They didn’t think his jokes about their terrible article were comedic.
This Thursday on Eagleheart: THE DOC IS IN.
Doc Shades returns in “BEAT SHACK”. This is the probably the television event of your lifetime.
Also naming my future dog “Moses Malone”
Also don’t know why I never posted this; it’s nothing special, but if you care to listen for a bit, be my guest.
I usually don’t self-promote or make a big fuss about what I do, but out of natural excitement, here are a couple shows that I’m excited about to post for the soon/near future.
5/17/2012- DSI Comedy Theater- Carrboro, NC (Headlining)
-The 1st of which is tomorrow (sorry for late notice) at DSI; I’m excited/nervous because I get to headline. 2nd crack at that (1st one didn’t go so swell, but that’s behind me) so it’d be cool to see some familiar faces there at the club (YOU COULD GET MAJOR DISCOUNTS) around 9. Completely understand otherwise though.
5/31/2012- Slice of Life Comedy Show, The Pulp Lounge- Asheville, NC
-The 2nd show is a normal standing up comedy show, but at the lovely Pulp Lounge in Asheville (connected to the Orange Peel). Always have enjoyed the location, comics, people and folks who run the show in Western Carolina. Just excited to visit back (and who doesn’t like to have their ears pop going through the mountains?).
And if you skimmed the post, and really who doesn’t, you can always check my “SHOWS” section here on Tumblr. Because of comedy rules & practices, any prospective and successful comedian must have an organized internet web presence. Usually I just go by memory, but that makes it much harder for my mom to come to shows, so here’s the link:
http://kylerainey.tumblr.com/shows
So come on out and join me and fellow comedians in nights of comedy, beer and burritos.
Also wouldn’t want to leave you with just text (what is this, wordpress) so enjoy some Reggie.
Travolta Lawyer Debunks Sex Claim by Third Man